no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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