ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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