what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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