what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Come see our sink grown plant.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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