I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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