I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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