Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
