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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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