physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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