Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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