My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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