Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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