is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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