I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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