Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
being pregnant is like rehab
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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