They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
