For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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