I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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