It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm at about main and main street
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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