I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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