my vag is so smooth its legendary
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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