Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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