3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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