dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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