first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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