I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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