We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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