I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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