at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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