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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I party with great urgency now.
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