thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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