Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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