btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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