Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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