i already hear my dad disowning me
We need to rekindle our bromance
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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