please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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