I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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