recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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