Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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