I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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