He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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