what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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