She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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