you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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