i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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