1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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