Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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