im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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