Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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