Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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