Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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