I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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