You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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