Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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